Why I want to Punch Speidi in the Face!

Oh, My God! It's Heidi and Spencer shopping!

Who the hell cares?!

Look! It's Heidi and Spencer at the beach!

And why are they famous? Because they are on The Hills!

Please, I challenge, blog readers! Tell me what Heidi and Spencer, aka Speidi, has done to contribute to society besides being famous for....well...being famous.

Do they do anything besides flaunt themselves in front of the camera? Come on, doesn't Spencer lie on the couch all day?

And that wedding! Oh, please! I remember watching shows such as E! News and supposedly Ryan Seacrest did a phone interview with Spencer. Spencer actually talked about Heidi doing a dance for him to her own music CD. You see, the couple "whores" themselves where ever there is publicity.

I recall seeing a clip from The Tyra Banks show and of course, Speidi was given the time of day. The couple said they considered international adoption in the future. Spencer mentioned possibily adopting an African baby and said something about the baby's "booty" in a somewhat sexual way. What a f**king idiot?! Spencer, don't even open your mouth!

This is what bothers me about pop culture today. People are famous for no reason except for being celebrities. It seems like these days you will get publicity for making a sex tape or allegedly killing your wife (Drew Petersen was a guest on a radio show which held a contest for listeners to win a date with Petersen).

Perhaps I can be famous! Maybe I can wear a tiny bikini and audition for American Idol. Oh, better yet...I can make a sex tape with Screech from Saved by the Bell!

If you want to be famous, do something useful like sing, act or dance. Also, you can write, have your own public access show or make youtube videos. At least you're doing something to deserve fame and recognition.